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What happened to the man

Who crossed his dog with a Frog?

He got licked from across the room!
Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
Filed Under: Funny SMS
Now he can speak Spanish
November 16, 2013 by admin
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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

I taught an adult English-as-a-Second-Language

class that consisted of all Spanish-speaking students

except one, a young man from India whom we called Mike.

After several months of night school, one of the students,

who stayed after class, remarked,

“When Mike first came to class, he couldn’t speak any English . “

She paused, then added,

“Now, he can speak Spanish. “
Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
Filed Under: Funny SMS
Please keep Darkroom door Closed
November 16, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Sign on the door of a medical photographer’s

darkroom in the San Diego:

“ Please keep Darkroom door Closed “

If it is left open, all the dark leaks out.
Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
Filed Under: Funny SMS
Assembly Hall Funny Sms
September 23, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Aik sahib ke ghar mein jin ki 3 bewian

Or taqreeban 2 darjan bache they

Har waqt larai jhagre ka samaa bandha rehta tha

Aik roz woh apne ghar ke darwaze ke bahir khare ba awaz e buland

Galiaan nikal rahe they

Aik parosi ne galiaan dene ki wajah poochi tu woh sahib bole

Koi badtameez shaks mere ghar ke darwaze par aik naam leekh geya hai

Parosi ne hairat se poocha “Aisa kia naam hai, jis par aap itna khafa ho rahe hain”

Yeh son kar onn sahib ne darwaze ka pat seedha kar diya

Jis par leekha tha

” Assembly Hall
Aik deewar par bohat se eshtihar aik dosre ke

Oper lage hoye they jo kaheen kaheen se phate hoye they

Ess wajah se ebarat yoon parhi ja rahi thi

Aaj aik siasi party or ahmad ki chatni ke darmian

Aik Match khaila ja raha Hai

Jis ke sitare gadha, chabi, mehmaan adakaar saban

Aap logon se iltimaas hai ke air conditioner murgh khane ke liye

Qazaffi stadium tashreef la kar har qisam ka kapra kharidein
Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
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Think of those Spaniards
April 10, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (2 votes cast)

RIGGS (in history class ) :

Think of those Spaniards

going 3,000 miles on a galleon!

JIGGS

Aw, forget it. Yuh can’t believe all yuh hear

about them foreign cars.
Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
Filed Under: Funny SMS
What do you think
April 10, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (2 votes cast)

TRAFFIC COP

” What do you think “

you’re doing crawling along at ten miles an hour with

that load of hogs?

TRUCK DRIVER:

” I’m looking for a porking place. “
Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
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Train ka Driver hoon
March 26, 2013 by admin
Rating: 9.8/10 (4 votes cast)

Aik nabina shaks railway station par khara

Keh raha tha ” Hai koi jo mujhe engine mein bitha deh? “

Aik sahib ne oss se poocha

Maloom hota hai aap ko engine mein bethne ka bohat shoq hai

Nabina shaks masomiat se

Naheen janab baat darasal yeh hai ke main ess

Train ka Driver hoon

Funny Train

Rating: +5 (from 5 votes)
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Hai rawa phir aaj tu soay haram

Par dil e nadan zara ye to bata

Kon si poonji tere daman main hai

Tu hai kis bartay pe is ja ko chala

Dawa e Islam tera be amal

Kef se begana hai sajda tera

Hain tere daman ye cheenaty khoon k

Mushkil se lagta hai tu ik parsa

Tere galian khoon se rangeen tar

Shehar tera aik ik jalta hua

Zulm ki andhi rawa gulshan main hai

Har taraf phele hain yoon joro jaffa

Deen e Haq tha Rehmat e Haq ka amen

Rehmat e Alam S.A.W.W ka wo laya hua

Jis ka saya noo e insaan k liey

Dhal tha saray masaib ki bana

Tha zamanay main aman ka wo naqeeb

Har ghareeb o be nawa ka asra
Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
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Mehfil se aaj shab ka mehmaan ja raha hai
January 24, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (3 votes cast)

Toti sataar le k heraan ja raha hai

Mehfil se aaj shab ka mehmaan ja raha hai

Aya tha anjuman main kehnay ko haal dil ka

Laikin luta k dil k armaan ja raha hai

Dekho chalay hain daar ko hum kis ada k saath

Yoon jese apnay takhat ko sultan ja raha hai

Kuch hain puranay khat tere, tasweer aik hai

Sajnay ko apnay ghar main ye samaan ja raha hai

Khamosh ehal e shehar hain kiun apnay haal par

Utnay ko phir naya koi toufaan ja raha hai

Suntay hain mohtasib ne barha di mere saza

Karnay ko ishq par naya ehsaan ja raha hai

Ao to mausamo me b a jaye ga nikhar

Warna sama bahar ka weraan ja raha hai

Badla hai is tarha se seemab aaj kal

Lagta hai tornay ko wo pemaan ja raha hai
Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)
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Dil jalta hai laikin is main
January 24, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (4 votes cast)

Aap jalaya dil ko mere shamaa jalai jese ho

Aag laga kar haath se apnay ab kehtay hain, kese ho?

Dil deewana soch na janay a’azoun main uljha hai

Kabhi kahay hai yoon ho jaye, phir keta hai aese ho?

Apni ankhain, ansoo apnay, tapkain apnay daaman par

Koi bataye dukh ki mere khabar kisi ko kese ho?

Dil jalta hai laikin is main tere naam ki thandak hai

Kia alam hai aag k andar ik khunki si jese ho?

Hum deewane haal na pooch dukh such se azaad hue

Hum to moj me hi rehtay hain apni sunao kese ho?

A’arzoun ka shehar tha ye dil roshan roshan galian thein

Jab se bichre yoon lagta hai ik weraana jese ho?

Tere milnay se hum samjhay sari khushian apni hain

Saath tere yoon khoya sab kuch kabhi na paya jese ho?

Dhalti raat k chaand ne ik shab humko bethe dekha tha

Jungle ka wo roshan lamha dil main atka jese ho?

Choro ab seemab ki batain guzri baat ko janay do

Barso ki hai baat purani bhooli basri jese ho?
Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)
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Dilki basti ko basaya hai ajab umeed par
January 24, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (4 votes cast)

Chaand ka milna agar moqoof hoga raat par

Apnay din rato par hum qurbaan kartay jain ge

Umar sari kaat di raho pe mannind gada

Wo kabhi guzrain ge to ehsaan kartay jain ge

Dilki basti ko basaya hai ajab umeed par

Ik nazar dalain ge to weraan kartay jain ge

Humne dard e ishq paya zindagi ko haar kar

Is ko hum bazam e jahan me daan kartay jain ge

Shamaa jal uthe to parwano ko a kar dekhna

Mout ka apni wo khud samaan kartay jain ge

Khoon bhe kar b likhe ga naam tera khaak par

Apnay hi qatil ko hum heraan kartay jain ge

Ik nazar seemab ji ho jaye apnay haal par

Umar bhar hum is atta par maan kartay jain ge

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2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.

Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya

D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.

Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.

Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....

hahahahahaha.

Geo Pakistani .

(2) Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro

Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(

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(3) Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?

Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga

Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,

Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?

Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge

Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...

Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?

Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair

Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.

Admi: kiun bhai??

Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha

Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)

(4) Ap ko DIL KI GEHR

FOUNDATION

Ki

Help

KARNI

Chahiye.

Shukria!;)

Tm log to bs

Eid manalo har mahine.

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(5) Aaj, kal, harpal,

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.

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(6) Aisa DOSTANA hama

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

(7) Plz don"t read th

Plz don"t read this

Nahi to

ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi

jis se hum darte hai

?

?

?

wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

dekha ho gaya na

?

?

TIME WASTE!
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(8) If people says yo

If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

(9) Ek bar kuch banda

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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(10) If ever in your l

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
neend se kiya shikwa karun main....! sagar

qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe sonay nahi deta.....!

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wo mehsus kry humen apni hr dharkan k sath.........

is k siwa hm ny kbi kuch chaha hi nhi..

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(3) ae chand tu bhul jayga garu

ae chand tu bhul jayga garur se chamakna,,,

jis roz dekhy ga ik jhalak mere yar ki,,,

(4) koi sham ati hai teri yad l

koi sham ati hai teri yad le kar

koi sham jati hai teri yad de kar

mujhe intizar hai us sham ka

jo aey tujhe sath le kar

(5) kabhi Lafz bhool jaon Kab

kabhi Lafz bhool jaon

Kabhi baat bhool jaon

Tujhe is qadar chahon

Apni zaat bhool jaon

uth ker jo kabhi tere

paas se chal doon to

jaate huwe khud ko

tere paas bhool jaon

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(6) kuch nhi chahiye ik muskan

kuch nhi chahiye ik muskan hi kafi hai..

Tum dil me basy Raho ye arman hi kafi hai..

Hum ye nhi kehty hamaray pas ajao

Bas hamin yad rakhna ye ehsan hi kafi hai..

(7) Jahan pholon ko khilna tha

Jahan pholon ko khilna tha tha waheen khilte to acha tha

Tumhi ko hum ne chaha tha tumhi milte to acha tha

(8) phol murja gaya mager baha

phool murja gaya mager bahar wohi hai

door hain tumse magar piyar wohi hai

mana k ham ap ko mill nahi patey mager

in ankhoo ko tera intezaar wohi hai . . .

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(9) Agar tum jo ijaazat do, to

Agar tum jo ijaazat do, to chand Lafzon mein keh daalain

K Tum bin mar to saktay hain.. Tum bin jee nahi saktay.

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(10) aag suraj main hoti hai jal

aag suraj main hoti hai jalna zameen ko prta hai

mohabbat nigahain krti hain tarapna dil ko prta hai
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Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
zindagi ke din kaise bhi hon,guzar jayen ge,ek din hum bhi chupke se dunya chord jayen ge,aaj rehte hain aap ke dil main yaad ban ker,kal ansu ban ker ankhon se nikal jayen ge.
life mei kuch bana cahtey ya kuch pana chatey wakat ki kadar karo wakat tumhari kadar karey ga
kuch pana ho tu ek jazba aur janoon rakho
kushi chiye tu kushi dena sekho tu kushi kud ap k pass ajey gi
kuch bana chatey tu lagaan aur mehnaat dono mei sey ek b na choro
zindagi achi guzarna cahtey tu is ko haso muskuraho aur yad rakho 1din wapis jana hai
Pathan to Doctor Dr.Sahib 1 problem hai, main jab B Aaina dekhta hoon mera lund khara ho jata hai
Dr: Ye koi Bimari nahi,Tum shakal se hi ”Gaandu” lagtay ho.
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Uski Maa Ki Choot

Wo Mera Dil Jalaye Tu Uski Maa Ki Choot
Wo Kisi Aur Ki Ho Jaye Tu Uski Maa Ki Choot

Ek Tamana Hai Faqt Mery Sath Hi Bike Par Bethy
Wo kisi Car K Sapne Sajaye To Uski Maa Ki Choot

Mery Kaan Taraste Hain Uski Awaz K Liye
Wo Mera Phone Na Uthaye To Uski Maa Ki Choot

Arzoo Hai K Wo Mery Ghar Khana Khaye Par Us Ko
K.F.C Hi Nazar Aaye To Uski Maa Ki Choot

Main Us Ko Her Waqt Msg Karta Rehta Hoon Dosto
Wo Phir Bhi Lift Na Karay To Us ki Maa ki choot! .
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Jala Dety Ho

kabhi DOST kehte ho
kabhi DUA dete ho
kabhi MISS Karte ho
kabhi NEEND se jaga dete ho
Tum jab b sms karty ho mery tatty jala dety ho.
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Where Is Lun

Biology kay Sir: Boys can u tell me exactly where is ur Lun?

All Boys shouted loudly:

“Msg parhnay walay ki bund mein”

Sir smiles & says:
Mera Bhi…;-
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Rasta Kahan Jata Hai

Husbund ne Nashe me Biwi ki Chut par Ungli rakh k bola, “Ye Rasta kaha jata hai”
Biwi uska Lun pakar ke boli, “Is Harami se Pooch,Ye daily aata jata hai.”
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Two Women Driving

2 Aurton ne driving seekhina shuru ki. Jab dono ke husband apas me milay to ek bola:
Meri bv ko pata nahi kia ho gaya hai.!?Raat ko sote hoay mera LUND pakar kar kehti hai 1st gear 2nd gear. Dosra bola:Ye to kuch bhi nahi he,meri bv to sotay me dono tangen khol kar kehti hai…

100 ki CNG dalna…
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Jeeta bhi Tu

Arz Kiya Hai

Irshad Irshad!

Sher Bhi Tu
Cheeta Bhi Tu

Wah Wah!

Kiya!
Sher Farmaya Hai

Sher Bhi Tu
Cheeta Bhi Tu

Or Gaand Marwany Main Jeeta b tu.
1 Khan lund pe tail laga k,
Tisue pas rakh k,
Naswar monh mein dal k,
Tayar betha tha,

Pocha Khan sb intezar kis ka hai?

Khan: Bus zara ye larka msg parh le
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Ghalat Kaam

1 lerki ki Shadi hui. Suhag Rat ko husband se dur ho kar beth gai.

Husband: Kya huwa?

Girl: Maa Ko Kasam Di thi k Shadi k baad Ghalat kaam nahin karun gi.
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Derjen Keley

11 girls ne FRUIT Wale se 11 keley mange

FRUIT WALA: 12 Hi lelo drjen ka hisab laga donga

1 Larki boli: Lelo yar

1 SMS Parhne wale ki Gand me de den ge.
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Tota Aur Aadmi

1 admi ne zoo mai 3 trah ki zuban bolnay wala tota dekha jo urdu english aur punjabi bolta tha.
Admi: how r u?
Tota: I am fine
admi:kia haal hai?
tota: theek hun ji
admi: o ki haal a?

tota: o kisi gashti maa dia putra tenu 2 vari akhya nai k tera peo theek a.:-)
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Gaandu

Kya Hua Agar sMs Ka Balanc Nai Hai??

Is me GAAND dene Wali Kya BAAT Hai!!

UTH Jao Pir Kabhi sMs Bhaij Dena...

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Uski Yaad

Ak pathan biwi ki gand pe hath pher k ro para..

Biwi ne pucha sartaj ap kiun roe?
Pathan: Tumhari gand pe hath phair k aj uski yad aa gai jo sms parh raha hai!
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Eid ka Chand

Pathan 1 bachay ko set krne k lye Bola
Gand Marvany Se Nazar Tez Hoti Hai

Punjabi bacha Bola
Isi Liye EID Ka Chand Sab Se Pehle Peshawar walon KO NAZAR AATA Hai
Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.
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Sardar ka Tota

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa
Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN
KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha
MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi
TOTA
KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!
in Sardar SMS
Enjoy!

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

Gaon Walon Se Pocha,

Yahan Koi Enjoy Karny Wali Cheez Hay Kya?

Gaon Waly Bolay:
Nahi Babu.

Ek Hi Thi Wo Bhi Aap Le Gaye.
in Sardar SMS
Pathan Sardar Mix

Sardar:
Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Pathan:
jhot bolti hy,
1500 tha.
Hum ne khud gina tha.

Sardar paise ka msla nai hy,
Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-
in Sardar SMS
Mother Tongue

“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”

Son asked:

‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?

Sardar:
‘Puttar likh de;
“Very Long”;-).
in Sardar SMS
ICU

It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.

It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..

Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..

Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..

Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil..

then . . .

Suddenly . . .

.

Sardar g,
Part time sunday sweeper,
entered the ICU..

Unplugged the life support system & plugged his vaccum cleaner :-D!
in Sardar SMS
Picnic

3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?
Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.
Chota SARDAR:
Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.
Dono nay kaha k theek.
1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.
Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:
“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”

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Thursday, February 13, 2014

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Hasna Muskurana Health keliye Bahut Zaroori hai Lets Share Jokes

Ek aadmi ko bhoolne ki bimaari hojati aur doctor ke paas jaata.

Patient: Doctor sahib mujhe bhoolne ki bahut aadat si hogayi hai ab ki baat ab hi bhool jaata hoon?

Doctor: Aisa kabse horaha hai aapko?

Patien: Kiya kabse hora !

More latest jokes coming soon.....

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Bhimji

Sardar

A Sardar killed his wife on the wedding 1st night.

Why???

Bacuse wife k underwear par likhha tha 100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.
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joke

wife: tum mujh se kitna pyar kerte ho?

husband: Shahjehan jitna...

wife: achaaaaa....to phr merey marney k baad Taj Mehal banao gay?

husband: main ne to plot bhi ley liya hai....delay to tum hi ker rahi ho... ;-p
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nice joke：）
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maryam
thankssssss

joke

aik admi appney dost sey:yar meri shadi ki salgira a rahi hey maien soch raha hoon appni biwi ko koi aiesa gift doon key wo khush ho jaiee

dost:maien tum ko aisee cheez batata hoon jis ko dekh kar tumhari wife bhoot khush ho jaiee gi

admi:jaldi batoo kiya cheez hey

dost:tum appni biwi ko divorce dey do bhoot khush ho jaiee gi
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saima

ye kia bat hui

ye to pehli bar suna hai k koi aurat divorce ka sun k khush ho gi...

lolssss

ye kesa joke hai saima?
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zeb
jab hi to iss ko joke kahtey haien jasey mard appni biwi sey marey key liya kah raha hey joke maien to joke maien orat divorce pe khush ku nahi ho sakti?
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saima
lolssssssssssss
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first night

husband to wife at first night...this is really your first night....wife no this is first time at night...
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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 7:46am

Doctor & patient
aik doctor apnay patient kay peechay bhag raha hota hay log us say poochtay hain kay kia bat hay woh kion patient kay peechay bhag raha hay doctor kehta hay kay yay kameena her dafa khatna karwanay ka kehta hay or bal saf karwa kay bhag jata hay
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Lets Share Jokes

Call an unknown phone number and ask, "Munna hai kya?"
{Whoever picks up the phone} will say, " No wrong number".
Again call after five-min, "Munna hai kya?"
She will reasonably be annoyed and say, "No this is wrong number".
Again call, "Munna aa gaya kya?"
She will say, "Aap ka dimaagh kharaab hai kya?! Kiyun peechhay paray ho?!"
Again call after five-min, " Munna ko phone dena."
She will cry with all ‘gaaleees’.
Then you just drop the phone.
Call after another five-min, "Main Munna bol raha hoon, mera koi
phone to nahi aya na?
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Posted on:18th Jul 2008, 10:26am

cobra

hehehehehhe hehehehehhe

heheheheh ;-p
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Posted on:19th Jul 2008, 10:37am

joke

ek dehati aurat check cash kerwaney bank gae...

clerk: yahan sign kero

aurat: kese?

clerk: jese khat mein likthe hain

aurat: "fakat tuwaday kakkay di maan"
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Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 8:13am

jokes

heyyyyyyyyyyy

kahan gaye subbbbbbbbb

sub k jokes khatam ho gaye kia??????????
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Im Back.............................

1 Saal Main
12 Maheenay
12 Maheeno'n Mein
365 Din
365 Din Mein
8760 Ghante
8760 Ghanton Mein
525600 Minutes
525600 Minutes Mein
525600 Lamhay
Aur
Har Lamhay Mein 1 Dua

Light Na jaye Kabhi Bhi
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Fill in the blanks

"MBBS Final Exam"

Question: Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her
             "PU _ S _"

Only few intelligent students like me
wrote "PULSE"..
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Posted on:21st Jul 2008, 7:05pm

Sach aur Veham
--
Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai ?
Student: Aap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye aapka veham hai........
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Young Generation
--
1980’s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Jeans pehenlu?
Mumy : Nahin Beti Log Kya kahenge!
2010’s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Mini Skirt pehenlu?
Mumy : Pehenlo pehenlo Beti, kuch to pehenlo!
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Bechara King

One time a king wants to find a girl to get marry who does not know any thing about Penis and Sex info. So King met lots of girls and show his Penis and ask what is it. All women answered it’s a penis. But one women said it’s a Rat. King was very happy to find a girl who does not know a thing about Penis. You know Pak saf larki. King decided to get Marry with this girl and first night King ask her again the same question and the girl say it again it’s a Rat. Then king explain to her it’s a Penis .. You fool girl.

Girl says in Punjabi

Chal we ae te Chuha ae.

Penis wekhna e te Gullu Pehlwan da wekh, Gammy Mochi da wekh, Aslam doodh dehi wale da wekh. Boote Halwai da wekh
rajamrae

Hey Doctor, It's 4 u..........

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

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Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal
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Jailar : Phaansi Se Pehley Kis Se Milo Gay?

Santa : Bivi Se

Jailar : Maa Baap Se Nahi ?

Santa : Maa Baap to Paida Hote Hi Mil Jayen Gay
Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal Intezar Karna Parega…
Dil To Bacha Hai Jee
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1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai

Or Larke Ko De Diya

Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…?
To Larki Ne Kaha

.

.

.

Dil To Bacha Hai Jee
Teacher Tum Late Kyun Aye Ho
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Teacher: Tum Late Kyun Aye Ho..?
Student: Ami Abu Lar Rahe They Is Liye

Teacher:Wo Lar Rahe They Tu Tum Kyun Late Aye..?
Student: Mera Ak Joota Ami Ke Pas tha or Ak Abu Ke Pas..
Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya
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Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya Ke Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chale To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan kam Ho Jaye Ga.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki,

Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya Hy Magar 1 Problem Ho Gayi

Dr: What problem.

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar se 1100km Door Pohanch Geya Hy…
Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha
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Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha,

Main Ek Month Se 50Rs. Ki Rozana Dawa Kha Raha Hoon

Lekin Mujhe Koi Fayda Nazar Nahi Aa Raha,

Doctor: Acha To Main Apko Kal Se 40 RS. KI

Dawai Dun Ga,

Jis Se Apko Roz Ka 10RS. Ka Fayda Nazar Aye Ga.
Shiekh Jee Oye Shehzade
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Shiekh: Is Sheeshy ki koi Garanty ?

Dukandar: Ap isko 100 Manzil Se Nichy Girao Ye 99 Manzil Tak Nahi Totey Ga.

Shiekh: Jee Oye Shehzade Kar Dey Pack…
Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din
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Jes Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhy Chora Hai
.
“Dost”

Yaqeen Mano
.

Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye
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Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,

Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,

Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,

Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?

Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,

Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..
Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon
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Malik Nokar Sey:
Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon,

To Tum Apna Ghusa Kis Pe Nikalte Ho?

Nokar: Toilet Saf Kar K,

Malik: Kaise Saf Karte Ho…?
Nokar:
Ap K Tooth Brush Se..
Boy I Love U
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Boy: I Love U,

Girl: Main B Tum Se I love U
Kahon to Kya Karo Gay?

Boy: Khushi Se Mar Jaon Ga,

Girl: Ja Pagle Nahi Kehti.
JEE Ley.

Zindagi Na Mile Gi Dobara.
Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy
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Tum Dor Sahi Majbor Sahi
Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy,

Tum Sans Wahan Par Lyti Ho
Or Badbo Yahan Par Ati Hai…
Kisi Bazurg Ne Kaha Hy
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Kisi Bazurg Ne Kaha Hy,
.
K

Larkiyon Ki Aadhi Zindagi
.
.
Husband Ki Talaash Mein

Or Baki Aadhi

Husband Ki Talashi Mein Guzar Jati Hy..
Dill girl campus main
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Biology k Sir:

Boys can u tell me exactly where is ur heart?
All boys shouted loudly :

In

“GIRLZ CAMPUS”

Sir smiled & said:
Mera v ..:).:-D
Ishq Di Gali Vich No Entry
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Teacher: Ek Aysa Sentence Batao Jis Mein

Urdu, Hindi, Punjab

Sardar: Ishq Di Gali Vich No Entry :-P
Main Tumhari Double Insult
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Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta

Doctor:
Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n Hy.
I AM SORRY.
.
.
Husband:
Is me Sorry Ki Kya Baat Hy Doctor Sahab,
nikaL Jaenge Ye 2 Din Bhi.:->

Sheikh: Pent Di Silai Kini Hy?
Tailor: 400 Rs.
Sheikh: Tey Nikar Di?
Tailor: Rs 200
Sheikh: Nikar E C Dey,
Lambai Pairan Tak Rakhin, Namaz Vi Parhni Hondi Ay…

There has been extensive Islamization in Pakistan.
No girl can walk in market without receiving religous compliments like
Subhan-Allah
&
Mashallah

Student: Sir Log Urdu English Mein Bat Karty Hain,
Math Mein Kyun Nahi ?
.
.
Sir:
Zeyada 3,5 Na Kar,
9,2,11 Ho Ja,
Warna 5,7 Mar Dun Ga,
6 k 36 Nazar Ayen Gay or 32 K 32 Bahir Aa Jayen Gay,
.
.
Student: Sir G Urdu, English Hi Theak Hai,
Math Wake E Khofnak Subject Hai…

Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. Dena Bahir 1 Gareeb Ko

Dene Hain,
.
.
.
Mom: Kaha Hai Gareeb.. ??
.
.
.
Son: Bechara Bahir Dhup Mein Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai.. -:p -:p

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1 Pathan Angoor Beach Raha Tha Magar Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Ley Lo Aaloo,
2sray Admi Ne Kaha Khan Sahib Ye To Angoor Hain.
Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaen Gen.

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1st Pathan.Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad Hy K
Hum Ne Pechli Jumah Ki Namaz Kis Din Parhi Thi?
2nd Pathan: Yar Mujhe Sahi Tarh Se Yad Nahi
Mere Khayal Se Itwar Ka Din Tha..

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Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai Khan’s Wife: Ek Phone Kar Loon?
Dr: Why? Wife: Khan Shab ko Batana Hai K Urine Bottle Un k Tiffin Main Chali Gai Hai…

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Teacher: What is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
Pathan: Is ka Matlab Hai
“Main Tumhari Miss Hon!”

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High Class Insult
.
.
Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi
Ho.
.
Boy 2 Girl: Is Liye Itni Der Se Soch Raha Hu Ke Mere
Saamne Bhais Kyun Khari Ha.. :p :p

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SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,
JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,
ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,
AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,
GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,
PYAR
Tum Hi Ho,
KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho,
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
(‘-’)
<) )>
_//_
Main to Masoom Hoon…

Dil Or Duniya Mein Sirf Itna Farq Hai,
.
K
.
Is Duniya Mein Bahut Log Rehte Hain,
.
Or
.
Is
.
Dil
.
Mein Sirf
.
Aap
.
Ki
“Bhabi G” Rehti Hai…
Har Jagha Khud Ko Mat Gusaya Karo OK…

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Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Kisi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bta,
Dost: Aik Larki Hai B.Com Ki
Pathan: Yaar Kisi Bhi Qoum Ki Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye…

Dilchasp Duaen”
Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho,
Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Hai…
Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly ,
Aj Wo traffic Constable Hai…
Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen ,
Aj Wo School Mein Mali Hai…
Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho ,
Aj Bablo K Sar Pe 1 B Bal Nai Hai…
Najma Ko Dua Mili K Hamesha Logon K Dokh Dard Mein Kam Aao,
Aj Wo Nurse Hai…
Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae ?
Bara Kehty Ho K Duaan Mein Yaad Rakhna…

Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai,
Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila Hai,
Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par.
Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheela Hai…

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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

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(1) Select 1 Subject

Select 1 Subject then
i'll Tell u About ur
Life or Nature!
1 Urdu
2 English
3 Chemistry
4 Biology
5 Maths
6 Physics
7 Computer

Reply Must .

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(2) If the relationsh

If the relationship of

father to son could

really be reduced to biology,

the whole earth would blaze

with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father's day.

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(3) Frog 2 Nujoomi:Pl

Frog 2 Nujoomi:
Plz tell my future!

Nujoomi:
A young smart girl, will touch ur body.

Frog:
WÃ.�W! when & where?

Nujoomi:
Next semester, in Biology lab@

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(4) If the relationsh

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology,

The whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy FatherÃ¢â.�¬â.�¢s Day.

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(5) PATHAN Biology Ka

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attened Karte Hoe.

Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..

PATHAN Bola:

I Don't Know..

Examiner: You Have Failed,

Kia Naam Ha Tumhara?

PATHAN: Hamara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao,

Baat karta ha..:-),

If The Relationship Of Father To Son
Could Really Be Reduced To Biology,
The Whole Earth Would Blaze
With The Glory Of Fathers And Sons.

- James Baldwin

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(7) Date sheet for class ''9th''rn

Date sheet for class ''9th''
16 mar 2011:Islamiat.
18 mar 2011: Urdu.
21 mar 2011: Maths.
24 mar 2011:English.
26 mar 2011:Physics.
29 mar 2011:Chemistry.
31 mar 2011: Biology.

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(8) Biology Ki Miss:rnrnGirls kya

Biology Ki Miss:
Girls kya tum bta sakti ho K
Apka DIL kahan Hy?
Tamam Girls 1 sath boli:
"Zubair "
k pass
Miss muskrai
or boli

mera b....:-D

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(9) If the relationship offather

y>
If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.
Happy fathers day.

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(10) A young FROG goes 2 PALMIST 2

A young FROG goes 2 PALMIST 2 knw its future
Pam:U ll meet a young girl who want 2 knw evrythng abt u
Frog:Gr8 when n where?
Pamist: Next year in biology lab;-)

(1) For Those Who Dont Know Who Ha

For Those Who Dont Know Who Hanif Is...

-Hanif Nevr Wet His Bed As A Child.
The Bed Wet Itslf In Fear.

-Once Hanif Participated In A Race.
He Came 1st.
Einstien Died Aftr Watching Dat.
Bcoz..
Light Came 2nd.

-When Hanif Was In Clas 3,
Teachr Told Him To Write An Esay On Anythng..
2day Dat Esay Is Knwn As WIKIPEDIA

-Hanif Once Wrote His Biography.
2day That Book Is Known As GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..

-When Hanif Does Push Ups,
He Is Not Lifting Himself Up.
He Is Pushing The Earth Down.

- Hanif Once Hit A Six.
And That Ball Is Today Known As PLUTO.

Source: "WIKILEAKS" =P ;->

(2) For those who dnt knw who zub

For those who dnt knw who zubair is-
- zubair nvr wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itslf in fear.
-Once the facebuk foundr hospitalizd due to shock.. bcoz zubair p0ked him.
-Once zubair participated in a race. He came 1st. Einstien died aftr wtchng dat, Bcoz..Light came 2nd.
-Whn zubair was in clas 3, teachr told him to write an esay on anythng..2day dat esay is knwn as WIKIPEDIA
zubair once wrote his auto biography. 2day that book is known as GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..
Zubair once hit a six.And that ball is 2day known as PLUTO.
Source: "WIKILEAKS"
Respect those friends who find time for you

In their busy schedule.

But really love those friends who never see their

Schedule when you need them

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Value The Most
February 11th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - FriendshipQuotes

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Value the people who value you most,

Forget about the people who do not care about you.

Believe me, they are not worth having you.

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Shall We Have A Friendly
February 11th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Santa Banta sms

Man 1: Shall we have a friendly game of cards?
Man 2: No, lets play bridge

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My Doctor Tells Me
February 11th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Santa Banta sms

Golfer 1: My doctor tells me I cant play golf.
Golfer 2: So hes played with you, too!

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Hathon Mein
February 11th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Love Poetry Shayari

Jurhe jo tere khawab se to tote hm neend se

Yeh kaisa ishq hai sajana

Tu hat0on mai to hai mere

Tu kiyon nai lakiroh mai.

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In USA, Edisons Birthday
February 11th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Santa Banta sms

In USA, Edisons birthday is celebrated every year by power cut of 2 minutes.
In India, we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours due to over respect!

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Sacha Chahne Wala
February 11th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Mohabbat Quotes

Ek Sacha Chahne Wala

ApSe Hr Tarah Ki Baate Share Karta H Magar
.
Dhokha Dene Wala Sirf Apko Achi

Lagne Wali Hi Baate Karta H..

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Apni Hi Aawaz Ko
February 10th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Urdu Ghazal Poetry

Apni Hi Aawaz Ko Be_Shak Kaan Mein Rakhna
Lekin Shehar Ki Khamoshi Bhi Dhiyan Mein Rakhna..