Funny Urdu Sms Jokes Biography
Source(google.com.pk)What happened to the man
Who crossed his dog with a Frog?
He got licked from across the room!
Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
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Now he can speak Spanish
November 16, 2013 by admin
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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
I taught an adult English-as-a-Second-Language
class that consisted of all Spanish-speaking students
except one, a young man from India whom we called Mike.
After several months of night school, one of the students,
who stayed after class, remarked,
“When Mike first came to class, he couldn’t speak any English . “
She paused, then added,
“Now, he can speak Spanish. “
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Please keep Darkroom door Closed
November 16, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
Sign on the door of a medical photographer’s
darkroom in the San Diego:
“ Please keep Darkroom door Closed “
If it is left open, all the dark leaks out.
Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
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Assembly Hall Funny Sms
September 23, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)
Aik sahib ke ghar mein jin ki 3 bewian
Or taqreeban 2 darjan bache they
Har waqt larai jhagre ka samaa bandha rehta tha
Aik roz woh apne ghar ke darwaze ke bahir khare ba awaz e buland
Galiaan nikal rahe they
Aik parosi ne galiaan dene ki wajah poochi tu woh sahib bole
Koi badtameez shaks mere ghar ke darwaze par aik naam leekh geya hai
Parosi ne hairat se poocha “Aisa kia naam hai, jis par aap itna khafa ho rahe hain”
Yeh son kar onn sahib ne darwaze ka pat seedha kar diya
Jis par leekha tha
” Assembly Hall
Aik deewar par bohat se eshtihar aik dosre ke
Oper lage hoye they jo kaheen kaheen se phate hoye they
Ess wajah se ebarat yoon parhi ja rahi thi
Aaj aik siasi party or ahmad ki chatni ke darmian
Aik Match khaila ja raha Hai
Jis ke sitare gadha, chabi, mehmaan adakaar saban
Aap logon se iltimaas hai ke air conditioner murgh khane ke liye
Qazaffi stadium tashreef la kar har qisam ka kapra kharidein
Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
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to imp ess agirl sms
text truck driver jokes
wazan kam karne k liye taweez
wazan kam karne ka taweez
Wazan kam karne ke liye dua or taweez
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Think of those Spaniards
April 10, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (2 votes cast)
RIGGS (in history class ) :
Think of those Spaniards
going 3,000 miles on a galleon!
JIGGS
Aw, forget it. Yuh can’t believe all yuh hear
about them foreign cars.
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What do you think
April 10, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (2 votes cast)
TRAFFIC COP
” What do you think “
you’re doing crawling along at ten miles an hour with
that load of hogs?
TRUCK DRIVER:
” I’m looking for a porking place. “
Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
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Train ka Driver hoon
March 26, 2013 by admin
Rating: 9.8/10 (4 votes cast)
Aik nabina shaks railway station par khara
Keh raha tha ” Hai koi jo mujhe engine mein bitha deh? “
Aik sahib ne oss se poocha
Maloom hota hai aap ko engine mein bethne ka bohat shoq hai
Nabina shaks masomiat se
Naheen janab baat darasal yeh hai ke main ess
Train ka Driver hoon
Funny Train
Rating: +5 (from 5 votes)
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Hai rawa phir aaj tu soay haram
Par dil e nadan zara ye to bata
Kon si poonji tere daman main hai
Tu hai kis bartay pe is ja ko chala
Dawa e Islam tera be amal
Kef se begana hai sajda tera
Hain tere daman ye cheenaty khoon k
Mushkil se lagta hai tu ik parsa
Tere galian khoon se rangeen tar
Shehar tera aik ik jalta hua
Zulm ki andhi rawa gulshan main hai
Har taraf phele hain yoon joro jaffa
Deen e Haq tha Rehmat e Haq ka amen
Rehmat e Alam S.A.W.W ka wo laya hua
Jis ka saya noo e insaan k liey
Dhal tha saray masaib ki bana
Tha zamanay main aman ka wo naqeeb
Har ghareeb o be nawa ka asra
Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
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meaning of aaj tar lagta hai
meaning in hindi of deeda e tar ka
Jafa-o-zulm ki aandhi
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Mehfil se aaj shab ka mehmaan ja raha hai
January 24, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (3 votes cast)
Toti sataar le k heraan ja raha hai
Mehfil se aaj shab ka mehmaan ja raha hai
Aya tha anjuman main kehnay ko haal dil ka
Laikin luta k dil k armaan ja raha hai
Dekho chalay hain daar ko hum kis ada k saath
Yoon jese apnay takhat ko sultan ja raha hai
Kuch hain puranay khat tere, tasweer aik hai
Sajnay ko apnay ghar main ye samaan ja raha hai
Khamosh ehal e shehar hain kiun apnay haal par
Utnay ko phir naya koi toufaan ja raha hai
Suntay hain mohtasib ne barha di mere saza
Karnay ko ishq par naya ehsaan ja raha hai
Ao to mausamo me b a jaye ga nikhar
Warna sama bahar ka weraan ja raha hai
Badla hai is tarha se seemab aaj kal
Lagta hai tornay ko wo pemaan ja raha hai
Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)
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Dil jalta hai laikin is main
January 24, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (4 votes cast)
Aap jalaya dil ko mere shamaa jalai jese ho
Aag laga kar haath se apnay ab kehtay hain, kese ho?
Dil deewana soch na janay a’azoun main uljha hai
Kabhi kahay hai yoon ho jaye, phir keta hai aese ho?
Apni ankhain, ansoo apnay, tapkain apnay daaman par
Koi bataye dukh ki mere khabar kisi ko kese ho?
Dil jalta hai laikin is main tere naam ki thandak hai
Kia alam hai aag k andar ik khunki si jese ho?
Hum deewane haal na pooch dukh such se azaad hue
Hum to moj me hi rehtay hain apni sunao kese ho?
A’arzoun ka shehar tha ye dil roshan roshan galian thein
Jab se bichre yoon lagta hai ik weraana jese ho?
Tere milnay se hum samjhay sari khushian apni hain
Saath tere yoon khoya sab kuch kabhi na paya jese ho?
Dhalti raat k chaand ne ik shab humko bethe dekha tha
Jungle ka wo roshan lamha dil main atka jese ho?
Choro ab seemab ki batain guzri baat ko janay do
Barso ki hai baat purani bhooli basri jese ho?
Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)
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Dilki basti ko basaya hai ajab umeed par
January 24, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (4 votes cast)
Chaand ka milna agar moqoof hoga raat par
Apnay din rato par hum qurbaan kartay jain ge
Umar sari kaat di raho pe mannind gada
Wo kabhi guzrain ge to ehsaan kartay jain ge
Dilki basti ko basaya hai ajab umeed par
Ik nazar dalain ge to weraan kartay jain ge
Humne dard e ishq paya zindagi ko haar kar
Is ko hum bazam e jahan me daan kartay jain ge
Shamaa jal uthe to parwano ko a kar dekhna
Mout ka apni wo khud samaan kartay jain ge
Khoon bhe kar b likhe ga naam tera khaak par
Apnay hi qatil ko hum heraan kartay jain ge
Ik nazar seemab ji ho jaye apnay haal par
Umar bhar hum is atta par maan kartay jain ge
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