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    Pathan to Doctor Dr.Sahib 1 problem hai, main jab B Aaina dekhta hoon mera lund khara ho jata hai
    Dr: Ye koi Bimari nahi,Tum shakal se hi ”Gaandu” lagtay ho.
    in Dirty SMS
    Tags: Pathan Dirty SMS

    Wo Mera Dil Jalaye Tu Uski Maa Ki Choot
    Wo Kisi Aur Ki Ho Jaye Tu Uski Maa Ki Choot

    Ek Tamana Hai Faqt Mery Sath Hi Bike Par Bethy
    Wo kisi Car K Sapne Sajaye To Uski Maa Ki Choot

    Mery Kaan Taraste Hain Uski Awaz K Liye
    Wo Mera Phone Na Uthaye To Uski Maa Ki Choot

    Arzoo Hai K Wo Mery Ghar Khana Khaye Par Us Ko
    K.F.C Hi Nazar Aaye To Uski Maa Ki Choot

    Main Us Ko Her Waqt Msg Karta Rehta Hoon Dosto
    Wo Phir Bhi Lift Na Karay To Us ki Maa ki choot! .
    in Dirty SMS
    Tags: Choot SMS

    Biology kay Sir: Boys can u tell me exactly where is ur Lun?

    All Boys shouted loudly:

    “Msg parhnay walay ki bund mein”

    Sir smiles & says:
    Mera Bhi…;-
    in Dirty SMS

    kabhi DOST kehte ho
    kabhi DUA dete ho
    kabhi MISS Karte ho
    kabhi NEEND se jaga dete ho
    Tum jab b sms karty ho mery tatty jala dety ho.
    in Dirty SMS

    Husbund ne Nashe me Biwi ki Chut par Ungli rakh k bola, “Ye Rasta kaha jata hai”
    Biwi uska Lun pakar ke boli, “Is Harami se Pooch,Ye daily aata jata hai.”
    in Dirty SMS

    2 Aurton ne driving seekhina shuru ki. Jab dono ke husband apas me milay to ek bola:
    Meri bv ko pata nahi kia ho gaya hai.!?Raat ko sote hoay mera LUND pakar kar kehti hai 1st gear 2nd gear. Dosra bola:Ye to kuch bhi nahi he,meri bv to sotay me dono tangen khol kar kehti hai…

    .

    100 ki CNG dalna…
    in Dirty SMS

    Arz Kiya Hai

    Irshad Irshad!

    Sher Bhi Tu
    Cheeta Bhi Tu

    Wah Wah!

    Kiya!
    Sher Farmaya Hai

    Sher Bhi Tu
    Cheeta Bhi Tu

    Or Gaand Marwany Main Jeeta b tu

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.

Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?

Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?

Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.

Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.
IF
A, B, C, ….Z.
is equal tø
1, 2, 3, ….26.

then Hardwørk

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%.

Knøwledge=96%.

Love=54%.

Luck=47%.
(Møst of us think luck is the møst impørtant???)

Then what makes 100%

Is it møney?
Nø

MONEY=72%

Leadership=89%

Tø gø tø the tøp øf that 100% , what we really need is,

ATTITUDE=100%

Change ur attitude….

&

Ur life will be changed!!!
in Cool SMS
Qasam Se!

Twano 1 gal dassan?
, ” : ” ,
‘ . ‘
edr koi hega te nai?
(‘: ‘ )
nai!
*
udhr?
( ‘:’)
nai!
Lao suno pher
*
*
*
*
Tusi barey sweet o
Allah di kasmay.:-)
in Cool SMS
Sab Chalega

Agar Main Apko SMS Bhejta Hon To iska Matlab Ye Nahi Ke Aap Bhi Humaey SMS Bhejein

Aap Humein,

Cake

Biscuit
Juice
Fruit
Pizza
Card
Nimko
Bhi Bhej Saktay ho.
in Cool SMS
Miss Calls

Ye zindagi hai ek kamal.Bina paise k nahi koi haal.Tum bhi kangal hum b kangal.To phir Aao khelte hain “MISS CALL,MISS CALL
in Cool SMS
Muh Jesa!

Kal ho “aaj” jaisa, Mehal ho “Taaj” jaisa, Phool ho “Gulaab” jaisa, Aur Zindagi ke har qadam pe friend ho… ? ? oye hello, “Mujh” jaisa :-…
in Cool SMS
Bachelor’s Life

Our Room before Marriage

>Perfumes
>Love Letters
>PC & cds.
>Greetings Cards
>Air freshner.
>Different sims along different packages with one mobile.
>Books that have never been read.
And . . . . . . . .
“PEACE”.

After Marriage
Electricity and Gas Bills.
And
So friends This is the time to Enjoy ur life
Happy Bachelor’s
life.
Dedicated to all my bachelor
in Cool SMS
So Sweet!

Offohh!!
Dosti ka sara kam mujhe he krna parta hy
Love b
Miss b
Care b
SmS b
Chalo ab 1 kam ap b kr do
Ek sweet c smile
De do
Oye,hoye,g
Sho shweet…

Urdu Dirty Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Dirty Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Dirty Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Dirty Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Dirty Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Dirty Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Dirty Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Dirty Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Dirty Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Dirty Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Dirty Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs