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Source(google.com.pk)2 habshi aur aik pakistani ja rhy thy.un ko pari mili.us ny kaha mein t0m sub ki aik aik wish p0ri karo gi.
Pahla habshi..mjy g0ra kar do.pari ny usy g0ra kar diya
D0sara habshi..mjy bi g0ra kar do.pari ny usy bi g0ra kar diya.
Pakistani khara hans raha tha.pari ny us sy kaha..hanso mut.apni wish btao.
Pakistani..in dono ko phir kala kar do....
hahahahahaha.
Geo Pakistani .
(2) Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro
Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(
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(3) Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe
Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,
Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge
Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...
Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..
admi:
Kiun?
Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair
Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.
Admi: kiun bhai??
Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the
Hahahaha
Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)
(4) Ap ko DIL KI GEHR
FOUNDATION
Ki
Help
KARNI
Chahiye.
Shukria!;)
Tm log to bs
Eid manalo har mahine.
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(5) Aaj, kal, harpal,
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.
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(6) Aisa DOSTANA hama
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
(7) Plz don"t read th
Plz don"t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!
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(8) If people says yo
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
(9) Ek bar kuch banda
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
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(10) If ever in your l
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
neend se kiya shikwa karun main....! sagar
qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe sonay nahi deta.....!
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wo mehsus kry humen apni hr dharkan k sath.........
is k siwa hm ny kbi kuch chaha hi nhi..
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(3) ae chand tu bhul jayga garu
ae chand tu bhul jayga garur se chamakna,,,
jis roz dekhy ga ik jhalak mere yar ki,,,
(4) koi sham ati hai teri yad l
koi sham ati hai teri yad le kar
koi sham jati hai teri yad de kar
mujhe intizar hai us sham ka
jo aey tujhe sath le kar
(5) kabhi Lafz bhool jaon Kab
kabhi Lafz bhool jaon
Kabhi baat bhool jaon
Tujhe is qadar chahon
Apni zaat bhool jaon
uth ker jo kabhi tere
paas se chal doon to
jaate huwe khud ko
tere paas bhool jaon
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(6) kuch nhi chahiye ik muskan
kuch nhi chahiye ik muskan hi kafi hai..
Tum dil me basy Raho ye arman hi kafi hai..
Hum ye nhi kehty hamaray pas ajao
Bas hamin yad rakhna ye ehsan hi kafi hai..
(7) Jahan pholon ko khilna tha
Jahan pholon ko khilna tha tha waheen khilte to acha tha
Tumhi ko hum ne chaha tha tumhi milte to acha tha
(8) phol murja gaya mager baha
phool murja gaya mager bahar wohi hai
door hain tumse magar piyar wohi hai
mana k ham ap ko mill nahi patey mager
in ankhoo ko tera intezaar wohi hai . . .
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(9) Agar tum jo ijaazat do, to
Agar tum jo ijaazat do, to chand Lafzon mein keh daalain
K Tum bin mar to saktay hain.. Tum bin jee nahi saktay.
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(10) aag suraj main hoti hai jal
aag suraj main hoti hai jalna zameen ko prta hai
mohabbat nigahain krti hain tarapna dil ko prta hai
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