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'll Tell u About ur
Life or Nature!
1 Urdu
2 English
3 Chemistry
4 Biology
5 Maths
6 Physics
7 Computer

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(2) If the relationsh


If the relationship of

father to son could

really be reduced to biology,

the whole earth would blaze

with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father's day.
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(3) Frog 2 Nujoomi:Pl


Frog 2 Nujoomi:
Plz tell my future!

Nujoomi:
A young smart girl, will touch ur body.

Frog:
WÃ.�W! when & where?

Nujoomi:
Next semester, in Biology lab@

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(4) If the relationsh

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology,

The whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy Fatherââ.�¬â.�¢s Day.

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(5) PATHAN Biology Ka

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attened Karte Hoe.

Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..

PATHAN Bola:

I Don't Know..

Examiner: You Have Failed,

Kia Naam Ha Tumhara?

PATHAN: Hamara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao,

Baat karta ha..:-),

(6) If The Relationship Of Father

If The Relationship Of Father To Son
Could Really Be Reduced To Biology,
The Whole Earth Would Blaze
With The Glory Of Fathers And Sons.

- James Baldwin

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(7) Date sheet for class ''9th''rn

Date sheet for class ''9th''
16 mar 2011:Islamiat.
18 mar 2011: Urdu.
21 mar 2011: Maths.
24 mar 2011:English.
26 mar 2011:Physics.
29 mar 2011:Chemistry.
31 mar 2011: Biology.

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(8) Biology Ki Miss:rnrnGirls kya

Biology Ki Miss:
Girls kya tum bta sakti ho K
Apka DIL kahan Hy?
Tamam Girls 1 sath boli:
"Zubair "
k pass
Miss muskrai
or boli
mera b....:-D

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(9) If the relationship offather

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If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy fathers day.

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(10) A young FROG goes 2 PALMIST 2

A young FROG goes 2 PALMIST 2 knw its future
Pam:U ll meet a young girl who want 2 knw evrythng abt u
Frog:Gr8 when n where?
Pamist: Next year in biology lab;-)

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.
appy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

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(2) That special day

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

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(3) I'm sending this

I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

(4) if I met you on t

if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversar

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(5) Best wishes to yo

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding
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(6) To the beautiful

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary
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(7) How true my feeli

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
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(8) I'll always remem

I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary

(9) We've had our ups

We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

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(10) Hoping that the l

Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary.
munna bhai:

yar circut apun ko 1 nurs se piar ho gaya hai...us ko leter main kia likhon??

circut:

bindas likhne ka...

SISTER I LOV U,TUMHARA MUNNA BHAI
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit,

baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toy bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay..
aise kya dekh rahe ho friend? I had given SUPARI 4 all those who were between U And I.

If ur world is spining Round And Round..And Round?.Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P?

dean - anybody caught going 2 ladies hostel
will be fined rs.400 1st time, 700 2nd time and 1000 3rd time.
Munna - how much 4 a season pass, mamu?


Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha? Aur Bola?
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

kya bindas hawa chal reli hain, bird log gana ga reli hain,
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Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.

Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley

When words fail? eyes work,
when eyes fail? heart works,
and when heart fails? to kya?,
samajh le TAPAK gaya ?MAAMU?

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue and ears by torch and finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai

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Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs