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 (1) Select 1 Subject

Select 1 Subject then
i'll Tell u About ur
Life or Nature!
1 Urdu
2 English
3 Chemistry
4 Biology
5 Maths
6 Physics
7 Computer

Reply Must . . .

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(2) If the relationsh

If the relationship of

father to son could

really be reduced to biology,

the whole earth would blaze

with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father's day.
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(3) Frog 2 Nujoomi:Pl

Frog 2 Nujoomi:
Plz tell my future!

Nujoomi:
A young smart girl, will touch ur body.

Frog:
WÃ.�W! when & where?

Nujoomi:
Next semester, in Biology lab@

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(4) If the relationsh

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology,

The whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy Fatherââ.�¬â.�¢s Day.

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(5) PATHAN Biology Ka

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attened Karte Hoe.

Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..

PATHAN Bola:

I Don't Know..

Examiner: You Have Failed,

Kia Naam Ha Tumhara?

PATHAN: Hamara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao,

Baat karta ha..:-),

(6) If The Relationship Of Father

If The Relationship Of Father To Son
Could Really Be Reduced To Biology,
The Whole Earth Would Blaze
With The Glory Of Fathers And Sons.

- James Baldwin

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(7) Date sheet for class ''9th''rn

Date sheet for class ''9th''
16 mar 2011:Islamiat.
18 mar 2011: Urdu.
21 mar 2011: Maths.
24 mar 2011:English.
26 mar 2011:Physics.
29 mar 2011:Chemistry.
31 mar 2011: Biology.
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(8) Biology Ki Miss:rnrnGirls kya

Biology Ki Miss:
Girls kya tum bta sakti ho K
Apka DIL kahan Hy?
Tamam Girls 1 sath boli:
"Zubair "
k pass
Miss muskrai
or boli

mera b....:-D

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(9) If the relationship offather

If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy fathers day.

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(10) A young FROG goes 2 PALMIST 2

A young FROG goes 2 PALMIST 2 knw its future
Pam:U ll meet a young girl who want 2 knw evrythng abt u
Frog:Gr8 when n where?
Pamist: Next year in biology lab;-)

Tell someone you love them today,

because life is short.



But



Shout it at them in German,

because life is also terrifying and confusing

7 k hinsay ma kiya hikmat ha k ALLAHA na

7. sumandar

7.zamanay.

7.Asman

7.zameen.

7. daya a week.

7. Munzils of Qura..

7.bura Azam dunya ka.

7.Ajoobya dunya ka.

7.rung rainbow ka.

7.CHUKAR TAWAF KABA KA.

♥♥~:If She Don't Text You :~♥♥

♥♥~:Its Because She's Waiting For You To Text Her



♥♥~:When She Gets Mad And Walks Away From You :~♥♥

♥♥~:Follow Her



♥♥~:When She's Quiet :~♥♥

♥♥~:Ask Her What's Wrong



♥♥~:When She Ignores You :~♥♥

♥♥~:Give Her Your Attention



♥♥~:When She Pushes YOU AWAY :~♥♥

♥♥~:Pull Her BACK



♥♥~:When You See Her Crying :~♥♥

♥♥~:Wipe Her Tears&Ask What's Wrong



♥♥~:When She Says Go Away :~♥♥

♥♥~:just Go Close To Her&Give Her Hug ...

ALLAH KA SUKAR HE KA HUM MUSLIM HAIN OR HM ALLAH KA MAHBOB KA UMATI HE .HMA HER KAM ALLAH KA HUKAM OR NABI KE TAREKA KA MUTABIQ KRNA CHAHIA

PLEASE THINK IT

Life Ka Sach:

Sb Khte Hain,

“Akele Aaye Thay Akele Jayenge”

Par Sach To Ye Hai,

2 Logo K Bina Koi Aata Nahi

Or 4 Logo K Bina Koi Jata Nahi.

Ek MAA apne Jawan Bety k pas bethi thi.

Ek kawa pas betha tha maa ne pocha k beta ye kia hai?

Beta bola ye kawa hai

Maa ne kuch der bad phr pocha ye kia hai?

Beta bola ye kawa hai

Maa ne phr pocha ye kia hai

Beta:ghusy se bola k kitni dafa bataon k ye kawa hai

Maa hansi or boli k beta jb tu 3 sal ka tha yehi jaga thi or kawa pas betha tha or tu ne 40 dafa pocha tha or men ne 40 dafa tera matha choom k btaya tha k ye kawa hai.

Maa Tujhe SalaaM,

MAAN MERI SARI ZNDGI TERE NAM.

I wish ur life
"Soft as Silk"

"White as Milk"
"Sweet as Honey"

"Full of Money"

"May all ur dreams

come true"


"This is my wish for u..,,

Circle-u  in tension

Names-u r in luv

Cris cros lines-feel lonly

Geometricaly shapes-u lv jouRNy

signature-want fame

Flower-want kids

Eye or lips-u love beauty

Digits-intelignt

Scene-u luv fast food.

Psycho analysis: what u draw when have pencil in ur hand?

1-Circles

2-Name

3-Criss cros lines

4-Geomatrical shape

5-signature

6-Flower

7-eye r lips

8-Digits

9-Scene

thn i'll tell u its meaning.

*. .Humen. .* *. .Sms. .*

*. .karo. .*

*. .aur. .*

*. .jeto. .*

*. .3 inamat. .*

1.Bohat sara pyar

2.Umar bhar ki dosti

3.Bilkul free ghar

Wo b hamare DIL me
 sheikh hr saal ghr k liye sirf 1 kg ghee khridta.

Subh nashte mein sub ko ghee waly daby pr roti pher kr di jati.

Sheikh daby ko almari mein lock rkhta.

1 din sheikh nashte pr late phncha tu dekha k bachey almari pr roti pher kr kha rhy hain.

Sheikh cheekh kr bola.

"KANJRO KADI RUKHI V KHA LAYA KRO"
King of the States,

Apple of my father's eye,

Strength 4 my mother's heart,

My brother climbed over the mare.

Samajh aai ?

Nahi,

English samajhna hr kisi k bus ki baat nahi:-P

Punjabi version mulahiza Ho:

Desaan da Raja,

Mery Babul da piyara,

Ambri de dil da sahara,

Veer mera ghori charya;-)

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Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Urdu Sms Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs