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Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal
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Jailar : Phaansi Se Pehley Kis Se Milo Gay?

Santa : Bivi Se

Jailar : Maa Baap Se Nahi ?

Santa : Maa Baap to Paida Hote Hi Mil Jayen Gay
Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal Intezar Karna Parega…
Dil To Bacha Hai Jee
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1 Larki Se 1 Larke Ne Dil Manga

To Larki Ne Kaha Kal Dungi
Next Day Larki Apne Sath Bacha Le Kar Ai

Or Larke Ko De Diya

Larke Ne Pucha Ye Kyun…?
To Larki Ne Kaha

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.

.

Dil To Bacha Hai Jee
Teacher Tum Late Kyun Aye Ho
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Teacher: Tum Late Kyun Aye Ho..?
Student: Ami Abu Lar Rahe They Is Liye

Teacher:Wo Lar Rahe They Tu Tum Kyun Late Aye..?
Student: Mera Ak Joota Ami Ke Pas tha or Ak Abu Ke Pas..
Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya
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Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya Ke Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chale To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan kam Ho Jaye Ga.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki,

Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya  Hy Magar 1 Problem Ho Gayi

Dr: What problem.

Pathan:  Khocha Ham Apna Ghar se 1100km Door Pohanch Geya Hy…
Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha
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Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha,

Main Ek Month Se 50Rs. Ki Rozana Dawa Kha Raha Hoon

Lekin Mujhe Koi Fayda Nazar Nahi Aa Raha,

Doctor: Acha To Main Apko Kal Se 40 RS. KI

Dawai Dun Ga,

Jis Se Apko Roz Ka 10RS. Ka Fayda Nazar Aye Ga.
Shiekh Jee Oye Shehzade
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Shiekh: Is Sheeshy ki koi Garanty ?

Dukandar: Ap isko 100 Manzil Se Nichy Girao Ye 99 Manzil Tak Nahi Totey Ga.

Shiekh: Jee Oye Shehzade Kar Dey Pack…
Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din
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Jes Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhy Chora Hai
.
“Dost”

Yaqeen Mano
.

Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye
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Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,

Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,

Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,

Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?

Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,

Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..
Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon
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Malik Nokar Sey:
Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon,

To Tum Apna Ghusa Kis Pe Nikalte Ho?

Nokar: Toilet Saf Kar K,

Malik: Kaise Saf Karte Ho…?
Nokar:
Ap K Tooth Brush Se..
Boy I Love U
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Boy: I Love U,

Girl: Main B Tum Se I love U
Kahon to Kya Karo Gay?

Boy: Khushi Se Mar Jaon Ga,

Girl: Ja Pagle Nahi Kehti.
JEE Ley.

Zindagi Na Mile Gi Dobara.
Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy
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Tum Dor Sahi Majbor Sahi
Par Yaad Tumhari Ati Hy,

Tum Sans Wahan Par Lyti Ho
Or Badbo Yahan Par Ati Hai…
Kisi Bazurg Ne Kaha Hy
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Kisi Bazurg Ne Kaha Hy,
.
K

Larkiyon Ki Aadhi Zindagi
.
.
Husband Ki Talaash Mein

Or Baki Aadhi

Husband Ki Talashi Mein Guzar Jati Hy..
Dill girl campus main
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Biology k Sir:

Boys can u tell me exactly where is ur heart?
All boys shouted loudly :

In

“GIRLZ CAMPUS”

Sir smiled & said:
Mera v ..:).:-D
Ishq Di Gali Vich No Entry
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Teacher: Ek Aysa Sentence Batao Jis Mein

Urdu, Hindi, Punjab

Sardar: Ishq Di Gali Vich No Entry :-P
Main Tumhari Double Insult
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Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta

Doctor:
Aap Ki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehma!n Hy.
I AM SORRY.
.
.
Husband:
Is me Sorry Ki Kya Baat Hy Doctor Sahab,
nikaL Jaenge Ye 2 Din Bhi.:->

Sheikh: Pent Di Silai Kini Hy?
Tailor: 400 Rs.
Sheikh: Tey Nikar Di?
Tailor: Rs 200
Sheikh: Nikar E C Dey,
Lambai Pairan Tak Rakhin, Namaz Vi Parhni Hondi Ay…

There has been extensive Islamization in Pakistan.
No girl can walk in market without receiving religous compliments like
Subhan-Allah
&
Mashallah

Student: Sir Log Urdu English Mein Bat Karty Hain,
Math Mein Kyun Nahi ?
.
.
Sir:
Zeyada 3,5 Na Kar,
9,2,11 Ho Ja,
Warna 5,7 Mar Dun Ga,
6 k 36 Nazar Ayen Gay or 32 K 32 Bahir Aa Jayen Gay,
.
.
Student: Sir G Urdu, English Hi Theak Hai,
Math Wake E Khofnak Subject Hai…

Son 2 Mom: 10 Rs. Dena Bahir 1 Gareeb Ko

Dene Hain,
.
.
.
Mom: Kaha Hai Gareeb.. ??
.
.
.
Son: Bechara Bahir Dhup Mein Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai.. -:p -:p

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1 Pathan Angoor Beach Raha Tha Magar Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Ley Lo Aaloo,
2sray Admi Ne Kaha Khan Sahib Ye To Angoor Hain.
Pathan. Chup Ho Jao Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaen Gen.

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1st Pathan.Yar Kya Tum Ko Yad Hy K
Hum Ne Pechli Jumah Ki Namaz Kis Din Parhi Thi?
2nd Pathan: Yar Mujhe Sahi Tarh Se Yad Nahi
Mere Khayal Se Itwar Ka Din Tha..

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Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai Khan’s Wife: Ek Phone Kar Loon?
Dr: Why? Wife: Khan Shab ko Batana Hai K Urine Bottle Un k Tiffin Main Chali Gai Hai…

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Teacher: What is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
Pathan: Is ka Matlab Hai
“Main Tumhari Miss Hon!”

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High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi
Ho.
.
Boy 2 Girl: Is Liye Itni Der Se Soch Raha Hu Ke Mere
Saamne Bhais Kyun Khari Ha.. :p :p

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SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,
JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,
ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,
AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,
GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,
PYAR
Tum Hi Ho,
KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho,
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
(‘-’)
<) )>
_//_
Main to Masoom Hoon…

Dil Or Duniya Mein Sirf Itna Farq Hai,
.
K
.
Is Duniya Mein Bahut Log Rehte Hain,
.
Or
.
Is
.
Dil
.
Mein Sirf
.
Aap
.
Ki
“Bhabi G” Rehti Hai…
Har Jagha Khud Ko Mat Gusaya Karo OK…

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Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Kisi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bta,
Dost: Aik Larki Hai B.Com Ki
Pathan: Yaar Kisi Bhi Qoum Ki Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye…

Dilchasp Duaen”
Papu ko Dua Mili K Sada Hansty Muskraty Raho,
Aj Wo Pagal Khany Mein Hai…
Ajmal Ko Dua Mili K Dunia Tere Ishary Pr Chaly ,
Aj Wo traffic Constable Hai…
Tipu ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Mein Phol Khilty Rahen ,
Aj Wo School Mein Mali Hai…
Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho ,
Aj Bablo K Sar Pe 1 B Bal Nai Hai…
Najma Ko Dua Mili K Hamesha Logon K Dokh Dard Mein Kam Aao,
Aj Wo Nurse Hai…
Ap Bolo Apko Kon C Dua Di Jae ?
Bara Kehty Ho K Duaan Mein Yaad Rakhna…

Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai,
Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila Hai,
Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par.
Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheela Hai…

Sms Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Sms Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Sms Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

 

Sms Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Sms Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

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Sms Urdu Jokes Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs