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What happened to the man

Who crossed his dog with a Frog?

He got licked from across the room!
Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
Filed Under: Funny SMS
Now he can speak Spanish
November 16, 2013 by admin
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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

I taught an adult English-as-a-Second-Language

class that consisted of all Spanish-speaking students

except one, a young man from India whom we called Mike.

After several months of night school, one of the students,

who stayed after class, remarked,

“When Mike first came to class, he couldn’t speak any English . “

She paused, then added,

“Now, he can speak Spanish. “
Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
Filed Under: Funny SMS
Please keep Darkroom door Closed
November 16, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Sign on the door of a medical photographer’s

darkroom in the San Diego:

“ Please keep Darkroom door Closed “

If it is left open, all the dark leaks out.
Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
Filed Under: Funny SMS
Assembly Hall Funny Sms
September 23, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

Aik sahib ke ghar mein jin ki 3 bewian

Or taqreeban 2 darjan bache they

Har waqt larai jhagre ka samaa bandha rehta tha

Aik roz woh apne ghar ke darwaze ke bahir khare ba awaz e buland

Galiaan nikal rahe they

Aik parosi ne galiaan dene ki wajah poochi tu woh sahib bole

Koi badtameez shaks mere ghar ke darwaze par aik naam leekh geya hai

Parosi ne hairat se poocha “Aisa kia naam hai, jis par aap itna khafa ho rahe hain”

Yeh son kar onn sahib ne darwaze ka pat seedha kar diya

Jis par leekha tha

” Assembly Hall
Aik deewar par bohat se eshtihar aik dosre ke

Oper lage hoye they jo kaheen kaheen se phate hoye they

Ess wajah se ebarat yoon parhi ja rahi thi

Aaj aik siasi party or ahmad ki chatni ke darmian

Aik Match khaila ja raha Hai

Jis ke sitare gadha, chabi, mehmaan adakaar saban

Aap logon se iltimaas hai ke air conditioner murgh khane ke liye

Qazaffi stadium tashreef la kar har qisam ka kapra kharidein
Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
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Filed Under: Funny SMS
Think of those Spaniards
April 10, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (2 votes cast)

RIGGS (in history class ) :

Think of those Spaniards

going 3,000 miles on a galleon!

JIGGS

Aw, forget it. Yuh can’t believe all yuh hear

about them foreign cars.
Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
Filed Under: Funny SMS
What do you think
April 10, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (2 votes cast)

TRAFFIC COP

” What do you think “

you’re doing crawling along at ten miles an hour with

that load of hogs?

TRUCK DRIVER:

” I’m looking for a porking place. “
Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
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Filed Under: Funny SMS
Train ka Driver hoon
March 26, 2013 by admin
Rating: 9.8/10 (4 votes cast)

Aik nabina shaks railway station par khara

Keh raha tha ” Hai koi jo mujhe engine mein bitha deh? “

Aik sahib ne oss se poocha

Maloom hota hai aap ko engine mein bethne ka bohat shoq hai

Nabina shaks masomiat se

Naheen janab baat darasal yeh hai ke main ess

Train ka Driver hoon

Funny Train

Rating: +5 (from 5 votes)
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  Hai rawa phir aaj tu soay haram

Par dil e nadan zara ye to bata

Kon si poonji tere daman main hai

Tu hai kis bartay pe is ja ko chala

Dawa e Islam tera be amal

Kef se begana hai sajda tera

Hain tere daman ye cheenaty khoon k

Mushkil se lagta hai tu ik parsa

Tere galian khoon se rangeen tar

Shehar tera aik ik jalta hua

Zulm ki andhi rawa gulshan main hai

Har taraf phele hain yoon joro jaffa

Deen e Haq tha Rehmat e Haq ka amen

Rehmat e Alam S.A.W.W ka wo laya hua

Jis ka saya noo e insaan k liey

Dhal tha saray masaib ki bana

Tha zamanay main aman ka wo naqeeb

Har ghareeb o be nawa ka asra
Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
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Mehfil se aaj shab ka mehmaan ja raha hai
January 24, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (3 votes cast)

Toti sataar le k heraan ja raha hai

Mehfil se aaj shab ka mehmaan ja raha hai

Aya tha anjuman main kehnay ko haal dil ka

Laikin luta k dil k armaan ja raha hai

Dekho chalay hain daar ko hum kis ada k saath

Yoon jese apnay takhat ko sultan ja raha hai

Kuch hain puranay khat tere, tasweer aik hai

Sajnay ko apnay ghar main ye samaan ja raha hai

Khamosh ehal e shehar hain kiun apnay haal par

Utnay ko phir naya koi toufaan ja raha hai

Suntay hain mohtasib ne barha di mere saza

Karnay ko ishq par naya ehsaan ja raha hai

Ao to mausamo me b a jaye ga nikhar

Warna sama bahar ka weraan ja raha hai

Badla hai is tarha se seemab aaj kal

Lagta hai tornay ko wo pemaan ja raha hai
Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)
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Dil jalta hai laikin is main
January 24, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (4 votes cast)

Aap jalaya dil ko mere shamaa jalai jese ho

Aag laga kar haath se apnay ab kehtay hain, kese ho?

Dil deewana soch na janay a’azoun main uljha hai

Kabhi kahay hai yoon ho jaye, phir keta hai aese ho?

Apni ankhain, ansoo apnay, tapkain apnay daaman par

Koi bataye dukh ki mere khabar kisi ko kese ho?

Dil jalta hai laikin is main tere naam ki thandak hai

Kia alam hai aag k andar ik khunki si jese ho?

Hum deewane haal na pooch dukh such se azaad hue

Hum to moj me hi rehtay hain apni sunao kese ho?

A’arzoun ka shehar tha ye dil roshan roshan galian thein

Jab se bichre yoon lagta hai ik weraana jese ho?

Tere milnay se hum samjhay sari khushian apni hain

Saath tere yoon khoya sab kuch kabhi na paya jese ho?

Dhalti raat k chaand ne ik shab humko bethe dekha tha

Jungle ka wo roshan lamha dil main atka jese ho?

Choro ab seemab ki batain guzri baat ko janay do

Barso ki hai baat purani bhooli basri jese ho?
Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)
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Dilki basti ko basaya hai ajab umeed par
January 24, 2013 by admin
Rating: 10.0/10 (4 votes cast)

Chaand ka milna agar moqoof hoga raat par

Apnay din rato par hum qurbaan kartay jain ge

Umar sari kaat di raho pe mannind gada

Wo kabhi guzrain ge to ehsaan kartay jain ge

Dilki basti ko basaya hai ajab umeed par

Ik nazar dalain ge to weraan kartay jain ge

Humne dard e ishq paya zindagi ko haar kar

Is ko hum bazam e jahan me daan kartay jain ge

Shamaa jal uthe to parwano ko a kar dekhna

Mout ka apni wo khud samaan kartay jain ge

Khoon bhe kar b likhe ga naam tera khaak par

Apnay hi qatil ko hum heraan kartay jain ge

Ik nazar seemab ji ho jaye apnay haal par

Umar bhar hum is atta par maan kartay jain ge

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