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Urdu Jokes In Urdu

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(1) Select 1 Subject

Select 1 Subject then
i'll Tell u About ur
Life or Nature!
1 Urdu
2 English
3 Chemistry
4 Biology
5 Maths
6 Physics
7 Computer

Reply Must .

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(2) If the relationsh


If the relationship of

father to son could

really be reduced to biology,

the whole earth would blaze

with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father's day.

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(3) Frog 2 Nujoomi:Pl

Frog 2 Nujoomi:
Plz tell my future!

Nujoomi:
A young smart girl, will touch ur body.

Frog:
WÃ.�W! when & where?

Nujoomi:
Next semester, in Biology lab@

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(4) If the relationsh

If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology,

The whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy Fatherââ.�¬â.�¢s Day.

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(5) PATHAN Biology Ka


PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attened Karte Hoe.

Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..

PATHAN Bola:

I Don't Know..

Examiner: You Have Failed,

Kia Naam Ha Tumhara?

PATHAN: Hamara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao,

Baat karta ha..:-),

If The Relationship Of Father To Son
Could Really Be Reduced To Biology,
The Whole Earth Would Blaze
With The Glory Of Fathers And Sons.

- James Baldwin

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(7) Date sheet for class ''9th''rn

Date sheet for class ''9th''
16 mar 2011:Islamiat.
18 mar 2011: Urdu.
21 mar 2011: Maths.
24 mar 2011:English.
26 mar 2011:Physics.
29 mar 2011:Chemistry.
31 mar 2011: Biology.

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(8) Biology Ki Miss:rnrnGirls kya

Biology Ki Miss:
Girls kya tum bta sakti ho K
Apka DIL kahan Hy?
Tamam Girls 1 sath boli:
"Zubair "
k pass
Miss muskrai
or boli

mera b....:-D

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(9) If the relationship offather

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If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.
Happy fathers day.

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(10) A young FROG goes 2 PALMIST 2

A young FROG goes 2 PALMIST 2 knw its future
Pam:U ll meet a young girl who want 2 knw evrythng abt u
Frog:Gr8 when n where?
Pamist: Next year in biology lab;-)

(1) For Those Who Dont Know Who Ha

For Those Who Dont Know Who Hanif Is...

-Hanif Nevr Wet His Bed As A Child.
The Bed Wet Itslf In Fear.

-Once Hanif Participated In A Race.
He Came 1st.
Einstien Died Aftr Watching Dat.
Bcoz..
Light Came 2nd.

-When Hanif Was In Clas 3,
Teachr Told Him To Write An Esay On Anythng..
2day Dat Esay Is Knwn As WIKIPEDIA

-Hanif Once Wrote His Biography.
2day That Book Is Known As GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..

-When Hanif Does Push Ups,
He Is Not Lifting Himself Up.
He Is Pushing The Earth Down.

- Hanif Once Hit A Six.
And That Ball Is Today Known As PLUTO.

Source: "WIKILEAKS" =P ;->

(2) For those who dnt knw who zub

For those who dnt knw who zubair is-
- zubair nvr wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itslf in fear.
-Once the facebuk foundr hospitalizd due to shock.. bcoz zubair p0ked him.
-Once zubair participated in a race. He came 1st. Einstien died aftr wtchng dat, Bcoz..Light came 2nd.
-Whn zubair was in clas 3, teachr told him to write an esay on anythng..2day dat esay is knwn as WIKIPEDIA
zubair once wrote his auto biography. 2day that book is known as GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..
Zubair once hit a six.And that ball is 2day known as PLUTO.
Source: "WIKILEAKS"
Respect those friends who find time for you

In their busy schedule.

But really love those friends who never see their

Schedule when you need them

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Value The Most
February 11th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - FriendshipQuotes

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Value the people who value you most,

Forget about the people who do not care about you.

Believe me, they are not worth having you.

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Shall We Have A Friendly
February 11th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Santa Banta sms

Man 1: Shall we have a friendly game of cards?
Man 2: No, lets play bridge


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My Doctor Tells Me
February 11th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Santa Banta sms

Golfer 1: My doctor tells me I cant play golf.
Golfer 2: So hes played with you, too!

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Hathon Mein
February 11th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Love Poetry Shayari

Jurhe jo tere khawab se to tote hm neend se

Yeh kaisa ishq hai sajana

Tu hat0on mai to hai mere

Tu kiyon nai lakiroh mai.

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In USA, Edisons Birthday
February 11th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Santa Banta sms

In USA, Edisons birthday is celebrated every year by power cut of 2 minutes.
In India, we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours due to over respect!

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Sacha Chahne Wala
February 11th, 2014 by Nabeel, Filed under - Mohabbat Quotes

Ek Sacha Chahne Wala

ApSe Hr Tarah Ki Baate Share Karta H Magar
.
Dhokha Dene Wala Sirf Apko Achi

Lagne Wali Hi Baate Karta H..

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Apni Hi Aawaz Ko
February 10th, 2014 by komal, Filed under - Urdu Ghazal Poetry

Apni Hi Aawaz Ko Be_Shak Kaan Mein Rakhna
Lekin Shehar Ki Khamoshi Bhi Dhiyan Mein Rakhna..

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Urdu Jokes In Urdu Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Jokes In Urdu Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Jokes In Urdu Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Jokes In Urdu Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Jokes In Urdu Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Jokes In Urdu Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Jokes In Urdu Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Jokes In Urdu Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Jokes In Urdu Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs

Urdu Jokes In Urdu Urdu Jokes In English Images On Husband And Wife SMS Dirty For Kids Facebook Of Sardar With Pictures PIcs